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REVIEW: Since U Been Gone by Kelly Clarkson

Kelly Clarkson

“It’s a solemn anthem written for my late turtle, Stanley”

After the untimely death of Kelly Clarkson’s beautiful turtle Stanley, Clarkson fell into a deep depression, turning to a life of peyote and playing chess with seniors at the park.

It wasn’t until she received a call from an old friend, and American Idol runner-up, Justin Guarini, that shook her to her core, pleading with her to continue making beautiful music.

So Kelly wrote, and recounted the afternoons she spent at home with Stanley, feeding Cheez-its into his snapping mouth, grooming his shell with an electric toothbrush, and watching episodes of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition together.

A song was made.

Kelly Clarkson

A gorgeous heartfelt piece about a girl and her turtle.

Kelly Clarkson’s “Since U Been Gone”  : C+

Selfie Stick REAL TALK

SELFIE STICKS

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Selfie Sticks aren’t that bad!!!

All kinds of people have been using selfie sticks lately!

FRIENDS FOREVER
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ALL MY UNCLES
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UNCLE PUFF
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JILLIAN, GREG’S EX
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UNCLE FONG
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LARRY LONG LEGS
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MOOSE JAW SECONDARY SCHOOL GRADUATING CLASS ’12
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RUBY TUESDAY TANGO CLUB
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FRED DURST
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DANNY DANGER-MAN
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KIMOTHY
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Bread Flavors REAL TALK

Spring’s Top 5 Bread Flavors

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The top bread flavors are here!

Did your favorite make the list?

PUMPERNICKEL

Not just your dad’s favorite bread anymore! Pumpernickel packs a punch and is really good with mayonnaise (even toasted) try it!

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THE WHITE STUFF

YUMMO! Try putting a lot of mayonnaise on slices of these bad boys. White bread is definitely in season.

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SEEDLESS

Seedless breads are all the rage in developing and developed countries. Take a hike, bread seeds, there’s a new bread in town (not your father’s bread)

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THE CAROLINE

GOOD BREAD ALERT!!! Ever wanted to try a bread that had a hard crust and a less hard bread part? It’s called Caroline and you should eat it with a tomato and mayonnaise.

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DIPPERS

This is bread that has been cut into strips so you can dip them in your favorite egg or ketchup. Fun for the whole family and it makes kids like bread too. #BreadKids

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Corey Feldman COVER STORY

Inside Corey Feldman’s Craftsman House

Corey Feldman

Child actor Corey Feldman invited us into his beautiful Los Angeles home

“I don’t know why Mary is here for this, she isn’t my real mother…”

Corey Feldman shares his space with his father and his father’s girlfriend Mary who is a total bitch. Feldman asked us to ask Mary to leave the house during the shoot to which Mary replied that “she has every right to be here”, insisting that Corey is just cranky because he hasn’t had his afternoon apple juice.

Remarkable!

Corey Feldman

“I keep a few sleeves of thin mints under my pillow, just in case… expect the unexpected, that’s my mantra…”

Corey has hosted quite a few sleepovers in his spacious “bunker” room. Two bunks for two hunks, Haim frequently spent evenings at Casa Feldman before his untimely death in early 2010.

Corey Feldman

“This is a place where I can just relax and unwind with my dad or some of my gerbils, it’s kind of a man cave, I guess…”

When Corey and his gerbils need to unwind, they play a couple rounds of bowling in Feldman’s multi lane cosmic bowling arena.

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“A friend of mine is a painter and I commissioned him to paint this beautiful mural of Buddha watching me crank off in the shower…”

Corey knows “cleanliness is next to godliness” and that’s why he takes it literally by spending 25k on a mural that watches him shower.

Corey Feldman

“Confession time, I’m an extreme couponer and here’s a sneak peak into one of my big hauls this week. You can’t go wrong with Cinnamon Toast Crunch at any age…”

Corey spends a big chunk of his week preparing for the next big haul and uses one of his garages to store all of his goodies.

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Corey Feldman you are an inspiration, thank you for accepting Ladyparts into your home and showing us your place!

Snails REAL TALK

SNAILS!

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Snails are IN!

How many of these hard working snails do you recognize?

GARETH

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AGNES

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WILLIAM

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PHILADELPHIA WORKING SNAILS

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JERRY

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LARRY LONG LEGS

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THE FUN BUNCH

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SUSAN

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REFUGEES OF ST. AUGUSTINE

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GREG’S ANGELS

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THE MARTY TWINS

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