
9 OWLS

“Some people think owls are birds and they’re probably right”
If there’s one thing owls cherish it’s family.

There are all kinds of owls. Some of them have feathers and children, most of them have a lot of feathers.

Not many people realize that owls were banned until 1978.

This is a guy who really gets into the corners. Classic owl humor.

Sing with me the song of the owl:
O, Great owl, humble and large
We give you snack rats
And bags of oatmeal
Fly into the night with your crazy owl wings
Have it your way with your choice of two delicious sides:
Coleslaw, Fries, Meat offerings, Large worms, Side salad, Chilli
O, Great Owl, Life is Better at Chili’s, I’m Lovin’ It

In Japan they elected their first Owl Prime Minister — what a hoot!

One common misconception about owls is their piss poor grooming habits, and I would have to agree with that statement. Absolutely disgusting.

King of the jungle indeed!

Julia Davidovich came to Los Angeles via Canada to pursue her career as a mime. Too bad all mimes are men and Julia is supposedly a woman.