
Diane’s Weight Loss Diary – Day 1

Day 1

7:45 AM: Took Noodles out for a poop. -5 Cal
9:20 AM: Handful of Almond-Craisin Crunch. +220 Cal
10:00 AM: Brushes teeth in the shower. -20 Cal (+20 cent savings in water)
11:15 AM: Took Noodles to the vet after she swallowed a lawn marble. +150 Stress Cal
12:00 PM: Taquito from 7-11. +365 Cal
12:45 PM: 2 Packs of Chocolate Dingers. +320 Cal
2:25 PM: Afternoon stress vomit -40 Cal
4:15 PM: Fell down the stairs. -100 Cal
5:00 PM: Picked up medical marijuana prescription for stress diarrhea. -120 Cal
6:15 PM: Had stress diarrhea. -45 Cal


7:30 PM: Met the girls at Applebee’s for an evening of fun. -20 Sweat Cal
8:00 PM: Ordered the seasonal pomegranate lime Coronarita (twice!). + 800 Cal
8:15 PM: Smooched waiter. -20 Sweat Cal
8:30 PM: Ate Habenero Ranchero Mexican Ranch Chicken Tenders (Only $14.99!) + 1500 Cal
9:15 PM: Quick pitstop at Del Taco. Ordered Volcano Nachos for Noodles and Bruce, Ordered myself a Coronarita Taco. +350 Cal
10:30 PM: Stopped at local liquor to flirt with Brendan Lazzaro. –90 Sweat Cal
11:15 PM: Drunk drove home. -80 Stress Cal
12:00 AM: Smooched Noodles. –20 Cal
12:10 AM: Sparked up a doobie to induce stress diarrhea. -310 cal
12:30 AM: Used my toy. 🙂 -98 Cal (+400 Big O’s! HAHA)
12:45 AM: Hit the hay.

Calories Consumed: 2,905
Calories Burned: 968
Net Calories: 1,937
Not Bad 😀

Single, 5’4, with JUNK in the TRUNK!! LOL!!!