So… you’ve decided to “sex” your man or woman? It’s about way more than sliding into holes especially if she’s a fertile Myrtle.
Check out these tiny dirty secrets from me, Dr. Fert!!!
Dirty Secret 1: Sexing-Up the Love Cave
One of the most important components of love-doing is your surroundings. Watch your love-doings transform as your environment shifts.
Three words: candles, candles, CANDLES! Both ladies and men love to use candles in and outside of the bedroom. Spice up your cave with the scent of a thousand Gingerbread Men.
Dirty Secret 2: Navigating your partner's sexual love-map.
You would not go on a road trip without your GPS or certified GPS assistant dog. Get to know the map of your lover.
Start at your partner’s appendages and make a right onto Pleasure Highway. Continue north until you reach exit 69, pay close attention to bumps and road work ahead!
Dirty Little Secret 3: Errogenizing your Horizons
It’s time to get comfortable in our own skin and love make outside the box for once in your life.
Start by attending a local rec center class for beginner’s acrobatics. You’ll enjoy the time you’re spending as lovers and as circus rats. Who knows what tricks you’ll learn!
Dirty Little Secret 4: Hitting it without Quitting it
A common problem with sexually active males is maintaining a Stiff Jackson for an appropriate amount of time –46 to 53 minutes on average in North American.
The best advice I have for maintaining a Hard Susie is thinking about an extremely long game of cricket or the last time you went to the beach wearing sneakers.