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Dirty Secrets SEXY SEX

Dr. Fert’s Dirty Secrets to a Most Passionate Love-Doing

  • 05/05/201503/09/2019
  • by LADYPARTSMAG
Dirty Secrets

So… you’ve decided to “sex” your man or woman? It’s about way more than sliding into holes especially if she’s a fertile Myrtle.

Check out these tiny dirty secrets from me, Dr. Fert!!!

Dirty Secret 1: Sexing-Up the Love Cave

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One of the most important components of love-doing is your surroundings. Watch your love-doings transform as your environment shifts.

Three words: candles, candles, CANDLES! Both ladies and men love to use candles in and outside of the bedroom. Spice up your cave with the scent of a thousand Gingerbread Men.

Dirty Secret 2: Navigating your partner's sexual love-map.

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You would not go on a road trip without your GPS or certified GPS assistant dog. Get to know the map of your lover.

Start at your partner’s appendages and make a right onto Pleasure Highway. Continue north until you reach exit 69, pay close attention to bumps and road work ahead!

Dirty Little Secret 3: Errogenizing your Horizons

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It’s time to get comfortable in our own skin and love make outside the box for once in your life.

Start by attending a local rec center class for beginner’s acrobatics. You’ll enjoy the time you’re spending as lovers and as circus rats. Who knows what tricks you’ll learn!

Dirty Little Secret 4: Hitting it without Quitting it

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A common problem with sexually active males is maintaining a Stiff Jackson for an appropriate amount of time –46 to 53 minutes on average in North American.

The best advice I have for maintaining a Hard Susie is thinking about an extremely long game of cricket or the last time you went to the beach wearing sneakers.

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