“It’s time for a change!” exclaimed Gretchen Walkerhoff, CEO of foreskin. The Miami-based condom company is no stranger to barrier-pushing ideas but Yogurt-flavored condoms? Could these really take off?
Walkerhoff thinks, yes. “The only thing women love more than blowjobs is yogurt… so why not combine them?”
4SKIN made headlines in late 2002 after they released a limited-edition Vaginadentata Female Condom. After 4 confirmed deaths and nearly 50 accidental castrations, the VFC was discontinued. They now sell on Amazon for nearly $1,500 a pop.
The CEO at the time, Greg Blaneir was let go after the incident and Walkerhoff took over.
“We’re trying to craft a feminist image here. The yogurt-flavored condom has real probiotics and cultures that battle infections as they’re forming!” **
** According to LADYPARTS’ medical correspondent, Dr. Frank Fert, this is impossible
Walkerhoff believes yogurt holds the secret to 4SKIN’s economical “dry spell.”
They’ve been losing money every year since the VFC incident and Walkerhoff has been going to great efforts to get in touch with the feminine voice of the company and it the process, she’s become more of a women herself.
And it’s not just women who love 4SKIN’s new, creamy product. Men LOVE the attention and mouthplay.
“We want the men to want to wear a condom.”
Haha okay, good luck.
Zoë Klar has lived in her mom’s attic and her uncle’s basement making her a real force to be reckoned with.