There’s been a lot of controversy around olives lately and I think it’s disgusting.
The bond on an olive family is cherished and undeniable.
Olives come in a variety of shapes, colors, and sizes. Who knew?
Most people have no idea they can find olives at their local grocery store or Pizza Hut dumpster.
Some olives are filled with dog penises.
June 1st marks the day of the first annual olive day. Children and adults sing from the rooftops:
O, King Olive
Leave us your pits
Eat our orphaned children
And orphaned wife children
We will follow your wrath with our hands
Coleslaw, Fries, Meat offerings, Large worms, Side salad, Chilli
O, King Olive, Life is Better at Chili’s, I’m Lovin’ It
Olives are considered the largest living descendant of bats in Albania. Interesting!!!
One thing we can all agree on is that olives make amazing friends and better husbands…
So toss an olive salad this olive season. Tis the season to eat olives!
Julia Davidovich came to Los Angeles via Canada to pursue her career as a mime. Too bad all mimes are men and Julia is supposedly a woman.