Their new sauces are fantastic. I’m divorced!!

“I’ve been buying pizzas from Pizza Hut pretty consistently for fourteen years and I’ll only stop when I’m cold and dead”

Seal is extremely Italian and holds Pizza Hut in high pizza regard… Terrific!

“Their sauce makes me scream with delight”

Pizza Hut now has a variety of pizza sauces for your custom pizza orders. Each one is dumped onto flattened pizza dough and from a can, spectacular.

“Have you heard of drizzle? It’s divine…”

Pizza Hut puts watery sauce on your pizzas! For FREE!!!!

“Let’s talk sides… if you aren’t down to share a few apps, NO THANKS, BROTHER!”

Seal takes apps like jalapeño pizza popenators very seriously and he’ll actually kill you if you disagree with him.

“There’s nothing I enjoy more than unwinding with my blended family and a box of cheesy bread planks”

Seal can’t get enough of them.

Seal, you are a brave man with impeccable taste.