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Horny Grads Dads

Sex Tips For The Horny Grads and Dads in…

  • 06/24/201503/09/2019
  • by Marie Colette
Horny Grads

Dads and Grads both love getting their Dockers wet! Here are our favorite steamy summer sex tips for the Horny Grads or Dads in your life.

Horny Grads

Dads! Pop it Like it’s Hot
Seduce him with a Dad’s Old Fashioned Root Beer while he clips his toenails in bed.

Horny Grads

Grads! The Crabwalk
Chances are he got crabs at some point in college. Let him relive his glory days by putting a crab up his butt.

Horny Grads

Dads! The Lawn Mower
For the last time, GO MOW THE GODDAMN LAWN!!!!!

Horny Grads

Grads! Pump and CirCUMstance
Pump up his wiener like you’d pump up a bicycle tire and then roll him down a hill into a ditch.

Horny Grads

Dads! Grand Slam Home Run
While ONLY wearing his favorite pair of wraparound Oakleys, drink a 12 pack of beer and then puke on his crotch.

Horny Grads

Grads! Student Loan Moan
Pay off his student loans and then have sex with him or something I don’t know.

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Marie Colette
Marie Colette

Special needs child turned international fitness celebrity.

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