Dads
Sex Tips For The Horny Grads and Dads in…
Dads and Grads both love getting their Dockers wet! Here are our favorite steamy summer sex tips for the Horny Grads or Dads in your life.
Dads! Pop it Like it’s Hot
Seduce him with a Dad’s Old Fashioned Root Beer while he clips his toenails in bed.
Grads! The Crabwalk
Chances are he got crabs at some point in college. Let him relive his glory days by putting a crab up his butt.
Dads! The Lawn Mower
For the last time, GO MOW THE GODDAMN LAWN!!!!!
Grads! Pump and CirCUMstance
Pump up his wiener like you’d pump up a bicycle tire and then roll him down a hill into a ditch.
Dads! Grand Slam Home Run
While ONLY wearing his favorite pair of wraparound Oakleys, drink a 12 pack of beer and then puke on his crotch.
Grads! Student Loan Moan
Pay off his student loans and then have sex with him or something I don’t know.
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