STOFFEL THE HONEY BADGER: 8,000 CALORIES A DAY AND FEELING FLIRTY!
“Well, I mainly wake up and eat ground bugs…”
Stoffel the Honey Badger lives in an undisclosed location in the bush and eats bugs for breakfast, a true bush boy.
“I live behind a bunch of bushes under a juniper bush behind my dad’s house”
Stoffel spends his days eating, eating with his girlfriend Garen and thinking about eating… all behind the natural bush life in Stoffel’s traditional bush cottage.
“Before I’m allowed to go out my dad makes me let him check me for ticks with all my friends. Whatever…”
Ticks are a serious issue in the bush.
“My dad wears the same thing everyday. I don’t really think about it”
That much is true for a typical bush man residing in the bush.
“At around 1PM I chase ghosts”
It’s chasing bush ghosts that keeps Stoffel in tip-top shape.
“There’s always plenty of fresh oranges in the trash. Sometimes I’ll eat 50 and throw up in the lake”
Oranges are a meal fit for any bush man, and Stoffel is just a typical man in the bush!
Thank you for the beautiful tour of the bush, you are a king among men!
Julia Davidovich came to Los Angeles via Canada to pursue her career as a mime. Too bad all mimes are men and Julia is supposedly a woman.