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Tim Gunn BEAUTY & STYLE

Tim Gunn: No More Loafers for Ladies

  • 09/11/201503/09/2019
  • by Julia Davidovich
Tim Gunn

It’s nice to cry sometimes, and ladies, nothing makes me sob like a pair of cankles in Minnetonka Moccasins! Ladies!

Tim Gunn

Ladies!
Not even the thinnest ankles can achieve this look, don’t even try it! Leave loafers to men!

Tim Gunn

Ladies!
Loafers are a sacred shoe, tainted by these knee-highs, simply horrifying. Loafers should be worn with a tasteful, delicate sock. Girls, buy a pair of uggs, loafers are for boys.

Tim Gunn

Ladies!
Loafers on a dock? Are you a lunatic?! Don’t make me say it, leave it to men, in the man cave, where the men are.

Tim Gunn

Ladies!
Simply revolting, loafers are meant to be bland, and almost always brown. Loafers are a boy’s club, no girls allowed!

Tim Gunn

Ladies!
Double trouble, I don’t know whether to throw up or remove my own legs with a chainsaw, simply disturbing… Ladies! Loafers are a man’s game, sit on the sidelines.

Tim Gunn

Ladies!
I rest my case.

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Julia Davidovich

Julia Davidovich came to Los Angeles via Canada to pursue her career as a mime. Too bad all mimes are men and Julia is supposedly a woman.

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