The vagina has been up to A LOT lately and industry specialists are trying to predict what the vagina will be up to next. At such a crucial point in the vagina’s career, her next move could make or break her. People close to the vagina have remained hush-hush on the issue but this has only encouraged the media to make their own predictions.

GETTING DOWN TO BUSINESS

Local scientists have been doing extensive vaginal research to try to make an educated hypothesis. “At this point, we haven’t come to a conclusive decision,” said Janet Britz of The New England Vaj Institute. “All we can say is the outcome of her choice could change the way we see and penetrate the world. All of us at the Vaj Institute are excited to see what happens.”

“We haven’t come to a conclusive decision…”

WHAT DOES FRANK SAY?

TMZ’s medical correspondent, Dr. Frank Fert forecasts she will transition to acting, as budding starlets have in the past but this is mere speculation as acting has never been the vagina’s area of expertise.*

*The vagina has refused to comment on this speculation.

Sources tell LADYPARTS the vagina is keeping to herself but will comment on her future in the coming weeks.